What a week. You think MY job is glamorous?
60 Itchy Throats
50 Snotty Noses
30 Episodes of Gastro
10 Depression Cases
ZERO Rare Tropical Diseases.
And a patridge with a swollen knee.
ER is a but a dream right now. I'm going to start a doctor's drivethru.
State your 5 main symptoms. Answer 3 easy questions. 40% of patients get Combo Script 1 (Nose spray Deluxe, no cheese, side order paracetomol). 40% get Combo Script 2 (Super Size Probiotics with the Anti-Spasmodic special). Only 20% get to sit down and order off the menu.
I'm going to bed.